Sonoma County Roller Derby is a competitive league and a member of the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association. Help us get a venue to call our home!
[do not own the character tank girl nor the image. Alan Martin, Jamie Hewlett for the character. Image done by Rufus Dayglo. Non profit organisation. Author will not receive any profit.]
"Listen up! Cause I’m only gonna say this once! Roller Derby! Yeah you know! Lords and Ladies boot tied, tongue twister hell on skates. Tearin it up on the flat track beatin the ever lovin shit out of the other! Jammin the cluck blockin—-but I digress—-
Right, mates, to the tomahawk toe stoppin point. Sonoma County Roller Derby, WFTDA sanctioned needs your help. They ain’t got a home or a tank and thus raisin funds. TEN BUCKS! Dollars, euros, pounds, tons, cases of lager. You do the bloody math. Each of ya lil shits donate just ten dollars and gives these blokes and folks a head quarters for world domina—-I mean skating. Skating and volunteering. These bad ass ladies riase hell on track and off, changin the world one bout, punch, and toss at a time. So each of you dominates and donates, they got it!” Tank Girl smirks as she adjusts her stance, placing on a helmet she grins, her eyes igniting, her combat boot roller skate, aluminan plating shining as she crosses over, each foot little by little, “Oi! And don’t forget to buy my comics. Gotta eat somehow.”